December 2011
24 posts
Reblog if you're the retarded friend.
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Erin? Am I?
What if Santa is real, but nobody is good enough...
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Santa: How are you doing? Have you both been good this year?
Me: Yes, Santa.
Jimmy: Listen, Santa, I gotta ask you for something. Can I have a real job for Christmas?
Santa: Well, when do you graduate high school?
Jimmy: ...I'm almost finished with college.
Santa: ...It's a tough world out there, son. I have elf positions available, but I can only pay you in candy canes. [Santa leaves]
Jimmy: What the hell just happened?
Me: Santa thought you were 15 years old, and he offered you a job as an elf.
New Jersey "Map" Goes Viral →
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Earlier this week, Steinfield posted a carefully constructed map of New Jersey describing the various regions of the state according to their perceived stereotype…Some of the descriptions are, frankly, spot-on, others are borderline offensive, albeit, highly amusing.
I live in the “Pineys…Pineys Everywhere” part of this map, WHICH IS VERY ACCURATE.
You know, I actually...
Things Disney Taught Me.... →
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Except Anastasia isn’t a Disney movie. It’s a 20th Century Fox movie.