January 2011
67 posts
I have to be at work at 9 tomorrow morning.
So why am I still up and unable to fall asleep?
thevaudevillescene:
Well now, if The Tempest isn’t playing in my theater and it’s not online, what am I supposed to do? Do I need to go to the guy who sells bootlegs across the street from the movie theater in Sheepshead Bay?
Yes. Yes you do.
I started watching Sleeping Beauty, but I just realized that I need to watch Criminal Minds and V. What’s a girl to do?
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thevaudevillescene:
spotlitstranger:
thevaudevillescene:
I really like autobiographies/memoirs. I get through them more quickly than any other kind of book. In 10th grade we had to write a book review and I wanted to do mine on Charlie Chaplin’s autobiography, and I started it the first day of spring break and got halfway through it in that one sitting….
Did I really buy that book for...
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thevaudevillescene:
I really like autobiographies/memoirs. I get through them more quickly than any other kind of book. In 10th grade we had to write a book review and I wanted to do mine on Charlie Chaplin’s autobiography, and I started it the first day of spring break and got halfway through it in that one sitting….
Did I really buy that book for you? I really don’t remember.
The joke about "Jesse" actually being Jesse...
Me: I still can't believe I actually got the job I have now.
Michelle: I can't believe Jesse Eisenberg never called you back about the dog-walking job.
It's because he got his job on The Social Network.
I keep listening to “Welcome to the Black Parade” on repeat. I’m a bit ashamed.
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Mom: I had a bad dream that you turned into a small elephant and I was sick with worry bc you were getting small and pale. I kept asking you if you were ok but since you were new at being an elephant you didn’t know. But you were really small not a full elephant :)
Omg, I thought Mae sent that to you and I was lol-ing all over the place.
thevaudevillescene:
spotlitstranger:
Moother fucker. I will cry myself to sleep tonight.
I think eventually he’ll be okay but it’ll take a while. What the voodoo man tells him makes a lot of sense but it isn’t something Reid wants to believe because it’s not a scientific answer. He doesn’t believe what the doctor tells him either though, so he’s going to have to figure it out on his own.
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thevaudevillescene:
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spotlitstranger:
thevaudevillescene:
spotlitstranger:
What in the hell is going on with Reid in this episode of Criminal Minds? He’s scaring me.
YOUR boy Reid is NITS, that’s what’s going on with him.
Seriously, does it have some connectin with the…
I’d say no.
Moother fucker. I will cry myself to sleep tonight.
thevaudevillescene:
spotlitstranger:
thevaudevillescene:
spotlitstranger:
What in the hell is going on with Reid in this episode of Criminal Minds? He’s scaring me.
YOUR boy Reid is NITS, that’s what’s going on with him.
Seriously, does it have some connectin with the case they’re working on or is it something that I should worry about in the long term?
Well I could tell you what...
thevaudevillescene:
spotlitstranger:
What in the hell is going on with Reid in this episode of Criminal Minds? He’s scaring me.
YOUR boy Reid is NITS, that’s what’s going on with him.
Seriously, does it have some connectin with the case they’re working on or is it something that I should worry about in the long term?
What in the hell is going on with Reid in this episode of Criminal Minds? He’s scaring me.
thevaudevillescene:
spotlitstranger:
Was your dad pissed when he found out that it was because people can’t take a joke?
He said he “should have expected as much from all those squares.”
He’d be proud of us then, haha. Not being squares.
Dad: You know those Golden Globes you were watching the other day? They were showing excerpts of the host, and he was pretty funny.
Me: Yeah, I liked him.
Dad: He had some good ones. Except he took my Scientology joke, but that's okay.
Me: Too bad he isn't coming back next year.
Dad: Why the hell not?!
Was your dad pissed when he found out that it was because people can't take a joke?
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WatchThis is adorable to me.
EDIT- You’re gonna have to click “Open this content in a new window”
“Remember even God has a sense of humor. Look at the platypus.” -Dogma
I like this movie.
So apparently I watched Criminal Minds already and Supernatural doesn’t start until next week. This is this week’s episode description of Criminal Minds:
“As the BAU travels to Miami to investigate a series of bizarre, ritualistic murders, Reid suffers a series of blinding headaches and hallucinations that leave him concerned for his health.”
My baby!
Well, I was going to watch Dogma, but then I realized I’m significantly behind in watching V, Supernatural, and Criminal Minds. Dogma will just have to wait.
EDIT- I love how the mother of the queen alien is one of the original cast members of V from the 80’s.
I really wanna watch Avatar. But I do not have 3 hours to spend tonight watching it, because tomorrow, I gotta be Jesus.
Cool story, bro.
So I have a cool story for today. This older gentleman, he looked like he was in his late 60s, early 70s, came up to the courtesy desk today and told us he locked his keys in his car. I told him it wasn’t a problem and that we would just call the police like we always do when something like that happens. The police told him that it wasn’t a problem either and they would send out...
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thevaudevillescene:
Do you know what I remembered when I was washing my face just now? When I first started growing hair under my arms, I went to tell my mom and she thought it was the GREATEST thing in the WORLD, and she couldn’t wait to tell my dad. He was in our backyard and she CALLED HIM INTO THE HOUSE to tell…
Hmm. When I told my mom that I was growing hair under my arms, she said...
thevaudevillescene:
Hahaha I was going to get up early tomorrow and get gas in my car, go to the post office, and go to the grocery store before Jenn came over, but it’s 3 AM and I’m pretty damn sure I won’t wake up until noon. Ha ha lazy.
Haha, I was going to go to the bank and do what I had to do before I went to the dentist tomorrow so we could have hangs afterwards, but it’s 3 am....
