December 2010
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thevaudevillescene: spotlitstranger: spotlitstranger: thevaudevillescene: I’m really excited for Legend of Korra because it’ll be cool to see someone learn Airbending. AtLA started with Aang already being an Airbending master and the only one of his kind. We got to watch him learn to bend the other elements, but I’ve always…  I don’t care. I just want to kill people, haha.  I would...
Dec 30th
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I told you we should've taken the helicopter:... →
spotlitstranger: thevaudevillescene: I’m really excited for Legend of Korra because it’ll be cool to see someone learn Airbending. AtLA started with Aang already being an Airbending master and the only one of his kind. We got to watch him learn to bend the other elements, but I’ve always…  I don’t care. I just want to kill people, haha.
Dec 30th
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thevaudevillescene: I’m really excited for Legend of Korra because it’ll be cool to see someone learn Airbending. AtLA started with Aang already being an Airbending master and the only one of his kind. We got to watch him learn to bend the other elements, but I’ve always wanted an in-depth episode or two about how to Airbend. It’s my favorite of the bending arts.  I like Earth bending cause...
Dec 30th
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thevaudevillescene: I love when I reblog things with the thought, “Oh, Jenn would like to see this,” then I look a minute later and there’s more notes attached, and I see she’s liked the post. She’s like a jungle cat waiting to pounce.  >:3
Dec 27th
Dawson- I feel perfectly foolish! Basil- You look perfect! Dawson- Perfectly foolish! (When Erin and me change the lines) Me- I feel like a whore! Erin- You look fabulous! Me- For a prostitute! I realize this makes no sense ot anyone, but whatever. I’m laughing my ass off right now.
Dec 27th
Man I’m hungry. I can’t stop eating today. All I want is one of those cinnamon buns in the fridge right now.
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TMI Saturday
Don’t you hate it when you go to change your pad and you think, “Oh this isn’t going to be bad” and you look and it looks like the goddamn Blood Bank of America just gave you a gallon donation of blood in your pants?
Dec 25th
Shit. lets be santa
thevaudevillescene: spotlitstranger: thevaudevillescene: spotlitstranger: But I gotta be Jesus :(  You have to be Moses.  My ass is chaffed. I’m always Jesus. At least I get a cool stick that turns into a snake. If I gotta be Moses, then you gotta be the Whore of Babylon.  You better hope I don’t see you today- oh, wait. You’re dead, bitch.  I’ll drop your noms into the...
Dec 25th
Shit. lets be santa
thevaudevillescene: spotlitstranger: But I gotta be Jesus :(  You have to be Moses.  My ass is chaffed. I’m always Jesus. At least I get a cool stick that turns into a snake. If I gotta be Moses, then you gotta be the Whore of Babylon.
Dec 25th
Shit. lets be santa
But I gotta be Jesus :(
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Dec 24th
thevaudevillescene: withagiftcard said: Honey, Mila goes down on Natalie. It’s not a dad-friendly movie. Omg lmao. He’s going to be like “Wtf are my daughters into?” I’m just glad my stepmom won’t be there…    It would be terribly awkward if Mae were there. She’d really think you and me were lesbians, you wanting to see that movie.
Dec 24th
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A headline on some magazine at the store said...
thevaudevillescene: All that stood out to me was “He’s 47.” I was like HELL NO HE IS NOT ALMOST 50 YEARS OLD.  Bro is the same age as my mom. Just remember that.
Dec 24th
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Dec 23rd
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The rumored cast list for the Child's Play remake...
thevaudevillescene: Danny Trejo as Paul “Paulie” Thompson Jensen Ackles as Jack Santos Brad Dourif as Charles Lee Ray “Chucky” (voice) Lauren Graham as Karen Barclay Colin Ford as Andy Barclay Johnny Yong Bosch as Uncle Jake Barclay Ariel Gade as Terri Douglas Lisa Foiles as Andy’s Babysitter Jared Padalecki as Charles Lee Ray (Human) Lorelai Gilmore and The Black Ranger, y’all.  I laughed...
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I told you we should've taken the helicopter: I... →
thevaudevillescene: I was going to get my car inspected first thing in the morning, as soon as I drop my sister off at school, and it’s slowly dawning on me that I’m no longer exactly sure where the inspection agency is. This was something I knew off the top of my head since we moved here eleven years ago, but all of…  Turn down onto the road that the animal shelter’s on (at the...
Dec 18th
lol the movie theater here isn't even playing...
thevaudevillescene: As much as I was bitching and saying it was the LAST movie I’d EVER want to see, I feel bad.  Yes it is. Shoprite John tried to go see it yesterday but the projector broke and his sister was bitching about it on Facebook that when she went back to fix it that night it was working fine. EDIT- I don’t know why it’s not listed online. That’s really weird. I...
Dec 17th
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thevaudevillescene: spotlitstranger: Hey Erin, I don’t have to be at work until 5 tomorrow. What do you say to sweet hangs that may or may not involve Manhattan Bagels?  Are you sure you don’t work until 5? When I looked at your schedule last I thought it said you worked 3 to closing.  Yup. I’m working closing tomorrow, so 5 to 11.30… 6 and a half hours.
Dec 17th
Hey Erin, I don’t have to be at work until 5 tomorrow. What do you say to sweet hangs that may or may not involve Manhattan Bagels?
Dec 17th
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I told you we should've taken the helicopter: Jenn... →
thevaudevillescene: Jenn came to visit today and we did a bunch of tourist-y shit :3. We looked at the Christmas trees in Bryant Park and Rockefeller Center, went to Grand Central and checked out their holiday fair, went to St. Patrick’s and sat in on mass (during which Jenn said, “Shit!” and now she’s going to… HEY! HEY! Not a retarded chihuahua, just a half-retarded hairless cat in the...
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I bought an AWESOME gift for my sisters and I over...
I was so excite when you bought that book omg.
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thevaudevillescene: oceanrum: thevaudevillescene: Idk why I really even want to see Black Swan since I’m convinced I know how it ends. Jenn doesn’t believe it but one of my sisters agrees with me. Read More So that means we can go see Tron: Legacy? NO, for Christ’s sake.  I’m going to see both. On the same day.
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Tumblr’s not dead!
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I told you we should've taken the helicopter: I... →
thevaudevillescene: I was telling my sisters, that story about Jesse Eisenberg riding his bike around New York and getting called Napoleon Dynamite had me thinking…The guy I was supposed to become dog-walking partners with was named Jesse, and the reason why I never took that job was because I got so fed up with him…  Go on AIM, bitch. I gotta talk to you about something.
Dec 3rd